"Congratulations! We've chosen you..."

"...as our host speaker for this year's Global Sales Meeting dinner!"

Me: "Uh, thanks? I didn't realize I had signed up for this....honor?"

"Well, we were looking for someone who is cute, funny, and can speak English decently. So naturally, you are a great choice!"

Me: "Ok....who were the other candidates?"

"No one else, you were first and only choice!"

Me: "Fuuuuuuuun."

So yes, I will be the host along with another girl at my work's annual Global Sales Meeting dinner, where marketing and sales from across the globe converge in Taiwan for...I honestly have no idea. Not only do I get to host, I get to write my own speech too, so yay? At the very least, it will make me very visible since I'll be speaking in front of 300+ people and who knows what I could parlay this into. The dinner is being held at the Grand Regent Formosa Hotel, so it should be pretty good food if nothing else.